I don't drive. If you live more than about 30 minutes away, please just pass me by. Seriously, do NOT waste my time, it simply will not work out. I'm 55. I live with my aging parents. I have some chronic medical conditions that keep me from driving, but not from trying to have fun. I am ALLERGIC to drama. I don't need it. If your greeting is a pic of your genitalia, I will ignore you. I need a picture of your FACE FIRST. Come'on, fellas...have some manners & dignity at least a little. I still have...needs...but really...? I'm a musician, and I play out locally. I will post some pics with some hints. I should mention that I am VERY sarcastic, and real (most people don't like how real & get offended). I am ONLY. I repeat, ONLY looking for very local friends. Out of state or even out-of-county is probably too far. Also, only really looking for SINGLE MEN OVER 45 preferred. No little boys looking for an old hag to bag. Seriously. It's gross. I guess I also need to say this, b/c you men aren't really known for your honesty, and I don't trust anyone. You do not have to follow or friend on anything, but you have to prove that you are real, and be able to at least show me some social media. I need to see pictures of your face. Like I said, I have a somewhat public job, so my socials are open to the public. I don't want anything serious, but I AM looking for some fun new friends IN MY AREA. Again. I LIVE WITH MY 80+y/o parents. So discretion is necessary. I have very little privacy or private time. I am looking for LOCAL FRIENDS FIRST! LOCAL FRIENDS FIRST! I am a hippie, I wear NO make-up, don't wear heels or fancy clothes. I'm happy in tie-dye dresses and hoodies. If you are looking for trashy lingerie, you will not find it on me. Also, If you've read this far, I am also VERY allergic to Axe, body washes, cologne etc. Clean is good. Patchouli and Nag champa are better. I guess I need to add this here too, now. I am not a very political person, and I'm pretty mellow about it, but if you are a Trump voter, are homophobic or are a hunter we will NOT be any kind of match. FWB would be the goal, honestly. But the friend thing needs to happen first.

My Ideal Person Someone who doesn't want anything really serious. I have issues in my life, I need an escape. Who doesn't these days? you need to be single. NO MARRIED MEN! between 45 and 60. Younger would be ok if you can tell me your who favorite GD keyboardist is. LOL
More important than age is general health. I've had a LOT of trauma and drama over the past few years...I will tell you later...the thing is, I'm getting better & stronger, and the men I have dated lately have been....how do I say this...they drink too much. LOL. What I want is just a LOCAL fwb who is in better condition than I am, but isn't cheating on a family.
Also, I guess I need to say this these days, absolutely NO TRUMP voters. Or hunters. Ain't no time to hate!

I just want to have some fun with someone who loves music and hippies. Maybe you are also a musician?
You need your own place, or at least your own room if you have a roommate. I live with 80yo parents, so I have no privacy or space of my own.
I am planning to move from this area soon...possibly FL or CO? idk...but I WILL be moving. Thus the need for non-permanence.

I also like sports & stuff...baseball, NBA, etc.

Did I mention that I don't like drama? Please be real & prepared to prove it to me. You do not have to friend or follow, but I need to see that you are real. I WILL need to send a dix but not until you prove that you have a face & a personality that doesn't suck. LOL.